Jungle pals Timmy Mallett and David Van Day want Madonna for song

Les copains de Jungle Timmy Mallett et David Van Day veulent Madonna pour une chanson.


Jungle duo want Madge for song
By CARA LEE
Published: 27/11/2008

JUNGLE pals Timmy Mallett and David Van Day want Madonna to front their annoying I’m A Celeb ‘anthem’.
The duo have penned Biff, Baff, Boff – about their time on the ITV reality show – and have now discussed drafting in A-listers to make it a chart-topper.
David said: "You might get Brian May to play guitar."
But Timmy replied; "No, too old. You want someone young and funky and now. I was going to say Madonna but she's in the thralls of divorce so you don't want her involved in it."
Despite struggling to find enough lyrics for the tune, ex-Dollar singer David thinks they will have no trouble finishing it.
He said: "We can easily write lines like rice and beans, rice and beans, rice and beans. Nice little lines like that. I can think of other things like that but I think they're probably saved now for the end."
Internet stars?
And the deluded pair believe the irritating ditty has already made them internet stars – and have discussed how to split the royalties.
Timmy said: "I'm really glad we did that song. That'll be on YouTube tonight."
David replied: "When I get out, I will get on the phone. I guess the writing is 50/50, have you got a publisher or do you publish yourself?"
The song has had a luke-warm response from their fellow campers – and hosts Ant and Dec have also mocked it – saying: “Any little melody they (the contestants) get in their head, they think it’s a future number one! And it obviously isn’t. It’s rubbish! We’ve all heard it.”
David and Timmy have also discussed having their own comedy show.
God help us all!

Source: The Sun.

Going for a song ... Timmy Mallett and David Van Day.
Photo: Rex.