DWTS: Gaga, Madonna et (toujours) adorable Niecy.
May 03, 2010
Posted by Joey Guerra at May 3, 2010 08:45 PM
Two dances this week, including team numbers set to tunes from Lady Gaga and Madonna. Can someone say fabulous?
Erin Andrews: (27, quickstep) Pants on the ground. Pants on the ground. OK, not really. All this talk about stripping from Maks -- and it was really just a quick-change during his quickstep? TEASE.
Good job, though.
And on second thought, the booted Bachelor already gave us a peep show. Ewww.
OchoCinco: (25, waltz) I really like 8-5, but this performance was less 8 and more 5. He looked stiff, and I could almost see him counting in his head.
But who am I? The judges love it. And Cheryl Burke gets more jewelry. I'll leave the horizontal mambo jokes for later.
Nicole Scherzinger: (27, waltz) I normally heart Nicole. But something seemed off a bit tonight. And did I notice a few minor slips?
ALSO THAT SONG IS MAKING ME BLEED HONEY.
But then she hugs her aunt with Down's Syndrome and everyone, including me, melts. Sigh.
Pamela Anderson: (24, waltz) Is it me, or does she do better with slow dances? That somehow seems ... surprising.
Not surprising? The judges make boob jokes.
Niecy Nash: (25, quickstep) How can you not love Niecy? Funny and fresh and frisky and FUN. Plus, the dance was good, too!
Evan Lysacek: (30, tango) Major praise from all three judges. Len Goodman said he was "good on wood." Bruno Tonioli called him an "alpha male." But -- sorry -- Evan just bores me. No spark.
And that band? Someone please kick them in the shins.
This is before they massacre pop divas during the Team Gaga vs. Team Madonna group dances. I somehow think those were Bruno's idea.
Team Gaga: Pam, Ocho and Scherzy nab a 27 for their Telephone dance. It was hotness, yes.
Team Madonna: Evan, Niecy and Evan get a 24 total. Holiday! Celebrate? Not so much. Erin is probably the best here. But Evan just comes off SO cheesy. Not working. Maybe if they would have vogued?
So who's headed home? It better not be Niecy. Jiggly parts!
DWTS airs at 7 p.m. Mondays and Tuesdays on ABC.
Source: Houston Chronicle.
You bettah, THINK, America.