Première entrée de blog pour la fille de Madonna, Lourdes, pour 'Material Girl'.
Madonna's Daughter's First Blog Entry Is About Her Mom, the '80s, and Poop
Jun 29, 2010 04:34 PM
Some marketing minion got paid a lot of money to write a blog entry in the voice of Lourdes "Lola" Leon, Madonna's eldest daughter and her collaborator on fashion line Material Girl. So, what is Lola "for realzzzz" excited about?
Like most 14-year-olds, she's into My Chemical Romance, finally being able to dye her hair, and precociously stylish attire. She hates gladiator sandals, doesn't know what to think about rompers, and loves, loves, loves the '80s. That might just be because that is the inspiration for the soon-to-be-released clothing collection this blog entry is supposed to trick young girls into buying. Is it weird that she wants to recreate the fashion of the decade that her mother helped to define? She writes, "I am totally obsessivo [sic] about 80's shorts…You know the kind that makes your butt look kinda big, with a grunge-looking shirt tucked in." Hmm, I wonder where she got that idea? Anyway, the best part of the whole thing (written in a tween LOLz patois that is so rampant it must be fake) is this nugget, "My least favorite color is brown (because it resembles the color of something QUITE gross)." Oh, Lourdes, old enough for a clothing line, but immature enough for toilet humor.
[Material Girl Collection, via The Awl]
BREAKING: Madonna Allows Lola To Type in Public
by Choire posted @3:40 PM
June 29, 2010
This is, to put it very plainly, a huge gay catastrophe! The tween clothing line that Madonna and her daughter Lola are doing for Macy's is getting pimped to high heaven, because it hits stores soon, and the latest bit of marketing is… a blog post. Written by Lola herself—a "From The iDesk of Lola" kind of thing, to rile up the tweens. It's sort of heartbreaking, actually. Beginning, as it does, "Helluuur thurrrr, I’m Lola and this is my first blog entry so it’s kind of like ummmm….."
That's almost an expression of thought! LISTEN, let me say also, that when I was her age, I was probably incoherent while both writing and speaking! I bet she's a vital and smart young woman! And this is not entirely a new thing… but it's a thing we're encouraging.
There is some talk about fashion. I guess that's good that she cares about fashion?
So I want to know what you guys think about rompers… is that like a hit or miss, ‘cause I’m not sure. If you comment, be sure to tell me what you think. OK but no joke gladiator sandals are OUT. They came out in summer 2008 and I was like, ok those are really cute. Then 2009 comes around and people are still wearing them so I’m like, ok whatever it’s just a phase. BUT NOOOOO. Because good old 2010 is now coming along and people are STILL wearing them, and then I was just like OK NO! It’s been three years people COME ON!!!!!!!!! I’m just like what????
Now, admittedly, some of us are twice (oops, thrice? Yikes!) her age and we write like this too sometimes! But overall this makes me feel really bad for her and the youngs and the Internet and the future and everyone involved.
Source: The Awl.
Madonna's daughter Lourdes for 'Material Girl'.