Livre "That’s What She Said" ("C'est ce qu'elle a dit") comprenant le conseil de Madonna.
Ashton Kutcher (Mr. Demi Moore) wrote the book's foreword of “That’s What She Said” which also contains advice from the lovely Demi and Madonna.
He read, she said.
New tome has boldfaced names dishing about love
By BRIAN NIEMIETZ
Last Updated: 4:37 AM, December 5, 2009
Posted: 1:28 AM, December 5, 2009
Considering that author T.J. Jefferson’s new dating advice book kicks off with a foreword by Ashton Kutcher, one might expect the title to be “Women Are
From Venus . . . Who Farted?”
Instead, “That’s What She Said” asks women, including several celebrities, to comment on topics like sex and love — and then lets them do the talking. (As most men know, that’s
generally the way to go.)
We scanned the book for sage advice and came away with a few pearls of wisdom.
Fitting for a book written for men, the first chapter is called “Sex,” a topic on which sweet little Soleil “Punky Brewster” Moon
Frye offers guidance.
“We like it dirty just like you,” she writes. “Men have an angel/mama complex . .
. They want their girls to be innocent . . . we can be both — innocent and dirty . . .”
It seems Shakira’s hips don’t lie, and neither do her lips, although she’s apparently impossible to please:
“You can follow to the letter every bit of advice in this book, come home early every night, give me the keys to your car, call me beautiful all
the time, become the best lover in the world, a faithful husband, a devoted father, behave 24/7 like a lap dog — and if I still complain, don’t take it personally . . .”
Vanessa Minnillo chimes in with, “Women love a guy with good hygiene — take care of yourself, please smell good!”
Nick Lachey’s on-again-off-again squeeze also requests, “Let a woman finish her sentence and what she’s saying.”
Why do we get the feeling Minnillo’s reply came via an emoticon-filled text message?
Cameron Diaz’s entry includes this tidbit: “If you find a woman you can have fun with, don’t run from her. She could be just the
woman that will make you a better man.”
Best known for “dating” New York’s former governor, former call girl Ashley Alexandra Dupre has this to say about listening: “I love corny. I love mush . . .” But, she warns, “Play games and that is when it gets complicated,
because we know you are not being real.”
Not surprisingly, WWE wrestler Maria Kanellis offers advice in a chapter called “Be a Man.”
“Don’t call us crazy (even when we are) if you don’t understand,” advises Kanellis.
“Trust me, calling anyone crazy makes them crazy.” And then, we assume, someone gets clobbered with a metal folding chair.
Finally, Demi Moore, a patient woman to be sure, offers advice in a chapter called “The Little Things.”
“Guys, if you want to get our clothes off, focus on what you’re giving, not on what you can get. You may be able to score once, but we can smell
the stink of selfish desire a mile away and are not interested . . . Notice the little things, and you’ll get everything.” Now, who wants to cuddle?
Source: New York Post.
That's What She Said
Women Reveal What Men Really Need to Know
Written by T. J. Jefferson
Category: Humor
Format: eBook
On Sale: October 13, 2009
Price: $14.00
ISBN: 978-0-307-45092-0 (0-307-45092-9)
Also available as a trade paperback.
ABOUT THIS BOOK
The book was called Everything Men Understand About Women.
Upon opening it, the reader found 100 blank pages. Get it?
Very funny. But it gave T. J. Jefferson an idea. If men know nothing about the fairer sex, then why not go straight to the source? After all, if your toilet is backed up, you
don't call your dentist, you call a plumber. So he asked strangers (and even some celebrities, such as Madonna, Shakira, Demi Moore, and
Cameron Diaz) to fill the blank pages of his book.
In That's What She Said, Jefferson shares 100-plus tips he's gathered from women of all ages and backgrounds in a collection of entries in their own words that
are offbeat, funny, sometimes mean, often poignant–but always honest. For men, it's not a book on how to get a woman to go home with you but on how to keep her attention once you have it. And for
women, think of it as an entertaining look at what other ladies are going through. You may find vindication ("amen, sister") or put it down, relieved that you aren' t "as
crazy as her" or that your man isn't a complete cad.
Organized by topics, including love, sex, beauty, lying, and listening, this is the ultimate look into the mind of today's modern woman.
From the Trade Paperback edition.
Source: Random House.







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